hairandbrokenglasses:

what a sick president

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

insidiousraccoon:

aoiras:

Don’t know how this is gonna work in the end but I just rlly hate drift that i don’t care

I rly hope you get what you want bc I have Drift too and I hate his gUTS

I literally spammed him with hate this one time and then left my game for a few weeks, came back and MY TWO EAGLE VILLAGERS LEFT—AVERY AND AMELIA. I have set a headcanon that Drift killed them to make me angry

I hATe DRift I cAlL hIm dIRT HEs so UgLY

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

flowersforblaine is so sweet and kind and they make me smile a lot u should follow them bc they are so sweet sweet sWEET

Don’t know how this is gonna work in the end but I just rlly hate drift that i don’t care

Drift is so fucking happy to be in aronie and I just want him dead

More photos from yesterday in which I looked like trash

aoiras:

I look okay today!!

I look okay today!!

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

veganfuckstolemyshoes:

shut—up—harry:

hannah-sollux:

darning-socks:

"you’ll get ink poisoning"

haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful

when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.

Wait, why did your parents call animal control?

reverseracism:

cyberrghetto:

omg

Dear White People Official Trailer 1 (2014) - Comedy HD

princess-jpeg:

titania feat. flower-crown: midsummer edition 

monoclesandtentacles:

having depression is not an excuse to be an asshole

having depression is not an excuse to be an asshole

having depression is not an excuse to be an asshole

HAVING DEPRESSION IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO BE AN ASSHOLE AND GUILT TRIP PEOPLE INTO THINGS OR TO SAY YOU HAVE IT WORSE THAN SOMEBODY WHEN THEY’RE HAVING A BAD DAY BECAUSE GUESS WHAT, YOU DON’T HAVE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE PASS THAT MEANS EVERYONE HAS TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOU AND YOU ONLY